i take you to the candy shop
but do you guys ever just stop and think
this
became this
and this
became this
and then from this
to this
and this
to this okay
never lose hope
WE TRIED TO TAKE SOME PICS OF GEORGE WITH CHERRY BLOSSOMS FALLING IN THE AIR BUT WHEN THEY FELL HE MADE THIS FACE
How To Read (Acid to Alkaline):
-5 = Lady Gaga: When you snatch that many wigs in three years you the most acidic bitch in the game.
-4 = Marina & The Diamonds: When you shade as many bitches as she did then manage to get on their tours with music that slays their’s you’re acidic.
-3 = Beyoncé: You’re Beyoncé.
-2 = Justin Timberlake: When your ass leaves the game after two albums but people scream for years after for you to come back, you’re acidic.
-1 = Adele: Because 21 will be on the charts for another 21 years.
0 = Madonna: You coined the term “iconic” but you bent the coin the last two times out.
1 = M.I.A.: You do what Rihanna thinks she’s doing and your label doesn’t drop your ass for shading their top seller. You got something going.
2 = Rihanna: You put out albums faster than a runner from your home country, but they lose their steam around single #2.
3 = Ke$ha: When you’re doing shit the radio plays you to death, but since you’ve been gone people miss all your strikingly similar sounding songs.
4 = Kelly Clarkson: Your pussy is America’s sweetheart and you’re one of the, if not only, few American Idol winners that Simon Cowell can stand and isn’t bankrupt three times over.
5 = Lana Del Rey: Your album is great but when you open your mouth live people want to smash the disc and swallow the jagged, plastic shards.
6 = Britney Spears: Releasing music is all you know how to do anymore and no one has shut you off yet. Get it girl.
7 = Selena Gomez: You lead the basic pack because you know when to stop talking.
8 = One Direction: You’re a boy band so by nature you’re basic, but if you can snatch The Beatles’ wig you deserve some credit.
9 = Justin Bieber: Peter Pan syndrome, even if you don’t want it.
10 = Demi Lovato: Your claim to fame is you fucked a Jonas Brother and went nuts, the world ain’t here for that.
11 = Katy Perry: Not quite queen of Basic Bitches, but you’re trying as hard as you can to be that and someone else.
12 = Jessie J: You’re a british Katy and we don’t want the American Katy. Next.
13 = LMFAO: Self explanatory.
14 = Nicki Minaj: So basic that you’ve entered a state of Basic Nirvana, in which you are unable to hear the deafening cries of “PLEASE STOP!”
