ok so last night i went out drinking with a friend of mine and got wasted. so this morning the boo called me and said that he was coming over but that i should just stay in bed. when he got here he had bought me breakfast and he served it to me in bed and he stayed for hours and we played video games and had so much fun
i think it’s safe to say i’ve fallen for this guy
ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda
omg you’re so sweet
thank you so much!
i love courtney so much
..they’re like “I’m giving you Beyoncé in 1984, on the beach, eating ice cream, during a thunderstorm.” And it’s so convincing, I’ll be like “I see that!”
l a t e
my sleep pattern is more fucked up than perez hilton’s ego
I C O N I C
"That Chelsea Handler is so wrong. She’s launching a new vodka. It’s flavored with _______. Okay let’s go on over to Anna Nicole Smith."
I got 16/20 right
19 out of 20 but omfg chad is amazing at doing cher