thefagqueen:

Favorite snatch game moments:

3/?: Adore Delano as Anna Nicole Smith

ok so last night i went out drinking with a friend of mine and got wasted. so this morning the boo called me and said that he was coming over but that i should just stay in bed. when he got here he had bought me breakfast and he served it to me in bed and he stayed for hours and we played video games and had so much fun

i think it’s safe to say i’ve fallen for this guy

zackisontumblr:

beyoncevevo:

ok

thought this was a joke but it’s not?

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

When I finally got back on Tumblr I went straight to your blog. I didn't think I could love you anymore, obviously I was wrong. I just want to take you and your bf and put y'all in my pocket so I can have y'all everywhere I go to make me laugh and smile! Also, I believe you two would be my perfect wingmen! Okay, I'm done fan-girling.... For now! (; P.S. I love you. Okay. Bye! <3
Anonymous

omg you’re so sweet

thank you so much!

toxicmp3:

toxicmp3:

like my body?

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want some money?

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versaceslut:

i love courtney so much

Drag Queens have the best description for their looks..

monieinthamiddle:

..they’re like “I’m giving you Beyoncé in 1984, on the beach, eating ice cream, during a thunderstorm.” And it’s so convincing, I’ll be like “I see that!”

how late do you stay up when you're not having the sex?
Anonymous

l a t e

my sleep pattern is more fucked up than perez hilton’s ego

thankgodimasian:

I C O N I C

"That Chelsea Handler is so wrong. She’s launching a new vodka. It’s flavored with _______. Okay let’s go on over to Anna Nicole Smith."

parishiltonisburning:

dragofficial:

Cher or Chad Michaels? Can you tell the difference? Take the quiz now! Test your knowledge here! 

I got 16/20 right

19 out of 20 but omfg chad is amazing at doing cher

parishiltonisburning:

dragofficial:

Cher or Chad Michaels? Can you tell the difference? Take the quiz now!

Test your knowledge here

I got 16/20 right

19 out of 20 but omfg chad is amazing at doing cher

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