February 2012
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saywurd asked: there needs to be more blogs like urs in tha wurld.
girl look at that body.
girl look at that body.
girl look at that body.
the coroner needs you to identify your dad…
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Watch
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i just pissed myself so hard i almost laughed
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Anonymous asked: Argh please post a cock pic on your porn blog already, I'm sorry but dying to see yours
all men are beautiful
especially the really really good looking ones with big dicks
why try so hard to blow my mind with words when you can just blow me?
mhmm
*snaps in z formation*
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gameleste asked: the kim k looks fab omg
“everyone is so nice here”
– attractive female
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gwyneth paltrow probably smells like glass
gloomy-teen:
sumtimes i wish i had a boyfriend but then i remember i have my cat<3
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nobody wanna hear about your vacation.
if you ever feel like your job is the worst just remember that someone has to wipe the ass of those people that are so fat they can’t get out of bed.
mizzzery:
my first concert was beethoven reblog if you’re a real 18th-19th century kid
the longer I am on tumblr the more it feels like my own version of ‘lost’.
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i just came back from my very first movie audition and i got the lead role!
btw does anyone know what a snuff film is?
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what if sex dolls are actually voodoo dolls and you’re abusing some poor woman while she’s trying to give a presentation at her job?
Models set unrealistic body standards for women. Just like gay guys do for straight men.
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hitsuzen09 replied to your post: when i find a good blog and i type ‘/tagged/me’…
when i find a good blog and i type ‘/tagged/me’ but nothing comes up
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i was not convinced yet. i must have been delutional.
it’s true. it’s sad but it’s really true. sigh.
when i heard ‘starships’ i knew for sure.
nicki minaj is a mediocre ‘pop singer’.
sex with me is like ‘lord of the rings’
boring and everyone cries after
a midget also dies
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gettinghighwithgaga asked: spend valentines day with me since it is ma bday xoxox
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i’ll spend valentines day with the one i love the most
my computer
i don’t care what people write about me. i just wish I could pick the font.
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i hate it when someone says “you two should date!”…
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Please Gaga, don’t make me wait until 2013 to dance/fuck/die in the Monster Pit at the BTW Ball!
i never knew streaming was so shitty!
i miss my 720p download days with fileserve.
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do you guys think that when a stripper mom is done dancing she lets her children lick the leftover strawberry oil off the pole?
Anonymous asked: Baby let me lick your boy pussy all night.
i wish blogging could somehow make you lose weight.
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gameleste replied to your post: i will kill anyone to get to the monster pit….
accurate gif is accurate.
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daaan-theman asked: Today I was eating pudding. As I went to lick the peel-off and then thought of your post about tubgirl. Thank you.
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i will kill anyone to get to the monster pit.
anyone.
any.
one.
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i actually like madonna but… ugh that was just not good.
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O-L-D MADONNA
D-I-E YOU’RE GONNA