Child: mommy I'm sick
Mom: yaaaaas bitch cause I am what? SICKENING
child: but mommy I've been throwing up
Mom: yaaaaaaaaaaas bitch gag on my eleganza

awidesetvagina:

should i buy the 2015 tom daley calendar from pyramidshop.com?

i bought the 2015 tom daley calendar from pyramidshop.com

should i buy the 2015 tom daley calendar from pyramidshop.com?

fuckyeahladygaga:

Backstage with Sofia Vergara in LA last night.

Iggy Azalea Ft. Charli XCX - Fancy (DEMO VERSION - NO AUTOTUNE)
423,073 plays!
get any good italian dick lately?

i can’t believe you would ask me that

………… but yes lol

went on a stair hike in one of the smallest countries in the world, san marino!

went on a stair hike in one of the smallest countries in the world, san marino!

greetings from italy 🍕🍕🍕

greetings from italy 🍕🍕🍕

jon-oh:

finally finding a vers guy after only hooking up with bottoms
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advil:

donatellavevo:

this was the best promo she did for any single of that album

this rant actually broke my heart 

ammit420:

*lawyer voice* eat a dick, your honor

hey guys i’m going to italy for the next two weeks

i’ll be back before you can say “anus”

ok you can probably say that a bunch of times before i’m back actually

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